insult poem

Fat Cat

By Kelley Vernon

A cat sleeps all day,

They like to chase but not kill,

Is fat and lazy.

insult poem

Table Corners

By Kelley Vernon

You are always right there,

When I take a sharp turn, 

You give me the pain I can't bare,

The pain is so bad it makes my stomach churn. 

You are sharp and painful, 

You are like a loose cable, 

You make me feel shameful,

You sharp corner of a table.